...in other ways in order to make themselves feel better. Some may buy flashy cars or flash their wad (of cash) around, whilst some may seek physical perfection by building their bodies into temples.
After coming across research that shows the variety of ways in which men attempt to prove how "manly" they are when their masculinity is threatened – including developing hostile attitudes towards others – we wondered whether men who spend their time on a wet riverbank holding an extendable phallic object and being cruel to fish may be engaging in another form of overcompensation. Our top brains have taken a wealth of research findings and coupled them with the average size of men's genitalia in the UK to create a special formula which calculates how those who inflict pain and suffering on innocent animals likely measure up against those who don't.
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